“What’s your weight?” *answers* “You are heavy.”
thanks for not considering my height, and yes, I’m heavy. Sorry.
“You are lazy.”
“Daily exercise is easy-peasy.”
“You are so cute.” then pinches my fluffy arms.
“Don’t eat more, you’ll get fat.”
“Why are you eating thrice a day?”
“I hear you munching at midnight.” sometimes isn’t always
“You have a flat belly no more.”
“You skipped training today, tsk tsk.”
Fitting a long sleeved shirt then, “It looks good on you. Just slim down a bit more.”
I have a weight appropriate for my height according to my BMI. It’s considered normal. I’m neither skinny nor fat. I’m not even chubby, but I don’t have a toned body either. Who doesn’t want a perfect body? Nothing is instant when it comes to achieving the dream body, so I guess I’ll be needing this: A Fitness Tracker That Zaps You When You Slack Off
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