What They Say About My Body That I Don’t Want to Hear At All

“What’s your weight?”  *answers* “You are heavy.”

tumblr_inline_mfb4nkuubu1r7j4bgthanks for not considering my height, and yes, I’m heavy. Sorry.

“You are lazy.”

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“Daily exercise is easy-peasy.”

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“You are so cute.” then pinches my fluffy arms.

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“Don’t eat more, you’ll get fat.”

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“Why are you eating thrice a day?”

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“I hear you munching at midnight.” sometimes isn’t always

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“You have a flat belly no more.”

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“You skipped training today, tsk tsk.”

not-listening

Fitting a long sleeved shirt then, “It looks good on you. Just slim down a bit more.”

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I have a weight appropriate for my height according to my BMI. It’s considered normal. I’m neither skinny nor fat. I’m not even chubby, but I don’t have a toned body either. Who doesn’t want a perfect body? Nothing is instant when it comes to achieving the dream body, so I guess I’ll be needing this: A Fitness Tracker That Zaps You When You Slack Off

*gifs from Giphy.com